Total Medals Earned: 6 (From 2 different games.) Total Medal Score: 115 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 5/7 (110/260 points)
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Well aren't you a fucking hero?!